gaycaspian:

gaycaspian:

you know what??? just once, i want to see one of those scenes in a movie where the heroes are crossing a bridge without railings, and one of them loses their balance and falls/is pushed off, but instead of plummeting to their death, they’re thrown back onto the bridge by a force field/spell put in place to prevent that exact thing from happening

the villain pursuing them curses. “damn health and safety regulations! back in my day, we just died!”