Author Archives: C.A. Jacobs

officialprydonchapter: followthebluebell: So I get home, right?  My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager.  I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”).  I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static?   I … Continue reading →

fluerly: im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

eelpatrickharris: “make america great again!” ok, where are my untouched national parks? where are my unpolluted rivers and aquifers? where are my trash-free coasts? you don’t want the old america back, you just want the oppression and racism and general … Continue reading →

asymbina: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: scotsdragon: asymbina: scotsdragon: asymbina: the-british-pineapple: basic-banshee: Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and … Continue reading →

gay-jesus-probably: breefolk-hates-staff: nigga-kun: animagix101: swan2swan: thatgirlwithanopinion: doom-exe: theladyspanishes: marisaauntmay: allthesebees: silverhawk: honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew … Continue reading →