Author Archives: C.A. Jacobs

mother-teresa-with-a-dick: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, … Continue reading →

onlyblackgirl: feministwomenofcolor: ghost-chimeras: magicmumu: yatahisofficiallyridiculous: fakeyouout: “money doesn’t buy happiness” let me test this hypothesis *buys a ton of food**pays off student loans**buys a bomb ass loft apartment**pays my mama’s bills**goes crazy in an art supply store**helps my mama start her … Continue reading →

maneth985: papi-chulo-bucky: papi-chulo-bucky: Do y’all want to hear a secret story I’ve never told anyone? (ok here goes. its funny i promise) At the time this story took place, I was like 6 years old. Growing up, I was a … Continue reading →

charmingcatastrophe: nonbinaryfrancisabernathy: avoidantproblems: over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based … Continue reading →

anchovy-official: u guys gotta stop drawing girls with rippling abs if ur just gonna give them tiny noodle arms. DRAW UR WHOLE GIRL BEEFY YOU ABSOLUTE COWARDS. GIVE HER BIG STRONG ARMS AND LEGS SO SHE CAN HUG HER FRIENDS … Continue reading →