Thanks, anon! I hope things are going well for you and that your weekend is also fantastic! 😀

veganconnor:

valsyrie:

I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist

i used to think billionaires were like. slightly richer millionaires but for reference: a million seconds is 12 days, a billion seconds is THIRTY TWO YEARS.

no one can convince me that it’s possible to possess a billion dollars, much less dozens of billions of dollars, and not be a disgusting terrible shitty unethical heartless human being

skwhy:

skwhy:

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five

amiplayingright:

probablycatrpgideas:

voidbat:

prokopetz:

More unreasonable D&D magic items: an enchanted ring that appears to grant the wearer occasional strokes of plausibly deniable good luck. What it actually does is confer upon the wearer the near-religious loyalty of a mob of small, extremely stealthy goblin-like creatures who believe that it’s their sacred duty to help the ring’s bearer without allowing their involvement to become known. This works well enough in wilderness or dungeon; problems start to arise when the wearer gets back to town for some downtime, as the ring’s minions have never been outside the dungeon and have no idea how civilisation works, but still feel obliged to help.

i love these goblins and will defend them with my life.

I want to hug them and make them little hats

Ring of Nac Mac Feegle

profusedinmelancholy:

Rachel Weisz’s mind is too powerful