You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay



About C.A. Jacobs

Just another crazy person, masquerading as a writer.
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