curlicuecal:

ignescent:

sleepydryad:

Materials:

• salt

Throw salt at your intended target and say, “Stay the fuck away from me.”

If it doesn’t work the first time, repeat and aim for the eyes.

If this continues to fail, track down one of those Himalayan salt lamps that are basically a 6lb pointy rock and start hitting them with it until they go away.

Anything can be a spell of unconsciousness if you throw it hard enough