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vmohlere: mekitoji: swatato: The Trick™ this True Source: swatato
thebootydiaries: me: i’d love to be in a relationship *is shown any kind of affection* me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik
garashirs: i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.
niimphet: I think I’d like to go camping and get so horrifically drunk until all I can remember is how beautiful the stars are and the way your shirt smells like campfire
tlbodine: You are providing a vital life service when you do this and your magic ears are appreciated. Source: shanamichelewrites
liddrose: listen. cut off your hair. cut off all your damn hair. do you ever hear a man wondering if he’s too ugly to have short hair? no!!! there is no such thing as too ugly to have short hair. … Continue reading
jormundgandr: officialloislane: I’m HOLLERING, CLARK! “If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish” That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s … Continue reading
revealedsub: theimperfetc: It has to feel wrong. At first. Thinking of people with relationship issues, I’m reminded of golfing with my cousin, the golf pro at a local course. We were out playing a round one day, and my standard … Continue reading
anemptygrave: livelyspaghetti: When I tell people to delete anon hate, to not publish it, it’s not me saying “ignore it and it’ll stop; don’t fight back.” It is 100% petty and spiteful. Honestly, I can’t think of anything better than the … Continue reading
gallusrostromegalus: youeitherskateoryoudie: 28-larry: youeitherskateoryoudie: i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them what does this even mean EXAMPLE: you are in … Continue reading