autumngracy:

sugrspellitout:

37q:

justiceleaque:

there-are-many-ways-to-smile:

justiceleaque:

comic gatekeepers are..wild

Did you spoil him back with something better

i have done my part bye

ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs

The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.”

They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?”

“I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too”

Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18

POWER MOVE

About C.A. Jacobs

Just another crazy person, masquerading as a writer.
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