C.A. Jacobs

smallyetbeautiful:

my soulmate needs to hurry up man I’m getting hella lonely out here and there’s so much stuff I wanna do with you

scrumptiousangst:

seagender:

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

So the bar he goes to has only guys in it? That doesn’t sound very straight

dancingcats:

dancingcats:

yall have your ‘alexa thats so sad, play despacito’ memes, but know that those surfaced exactly one week after i visited my uncle, who just so happens to own an alexa. so know that every time i see one of your posts i am reminded of my missed opprotunity

that being said

this is so sad, alexa play despacito