officialprydonchapter:

followthebluebell:

So I get home, right?  My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager.  I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”).  I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static?   I can’t get my manager to answer me and I start to worry.

I text her instead.

Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me.  The ‘static’ I heard was him purring.

the only kind of catcalling that’s acceptable, quite frankly.

I was about to be angry