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so i just discovered the futch scale and

me, flirting with a woman: so are you more of a musket or a labrys

And bisexuals have dozens of weapons from all over the scale

pansexuals have an armory 

Gay men have a castle

lgbtqa+ unity means living together in a castle stocked with increasingly complicated weaponry.

Asexuals also get dragons to help defend theirs

aces protect the castle 

I know I don’t fit in this community but I like helping.

Gothic castle in Connecticut is for sale check it out.

http://www.businessinsider.com/inside-a-custom-built-gothic-castle-in-connecticut-2015-10

It comes with a moat.

it

it’s brand new. some asshat literally started building a castle in the 2000s.

calling all queer mutuals we’re gonna assemble $45 million and live queerplatonically in a castle let’s go

cool but one problem: we’re gay and we as gays have no money

reblog if you’re gay and have no money

we storm the castle at dawn

shit you’re right i forgot how gay we are

none of us are getting up before noon

WE STORM AT 3:30

READY THE CANNONS

Pansexual Archer

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About C.A. Jacobs

Just another crazy person, masquerading as a writer.
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