Daily Archives: October 14, 2018

updatebug: Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like:  “I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?”  “Oh well, if we don’t rub that … Continue reading →

anachronic-cobra: Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?! Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it … Continue reading →

impalalord: We abducted humans. To be fair, we abducted members of every new race. Abduct a small percentage of the population, expose them to some galactic prisoners, and we get a good idea of what germs, diseases, and viruses will … Continue reading →

humans-are-seriously-weird: Human bodies are strange and sometimes terrifying. A handbook has been constructed that is basically a staple on all ships called “Your Human Is Doing Something Strange But Don’t Panic, It’s Normal”. Here are some excerpts:  Occasionally a human’s … Continue reading →

anachronic-cobra: Alien: What are you doing? Human, petting a cat: She’s sweet and sleepy, so I’m petting her. Alien: But why is this other carnivore inside your home? Is it competing for territory? Human: Lots of people have cats, they’re … Continue reading →

blessedbrick: You know what kills me? Artificial flavors. The notion that somewhere, sometime, there was a rogue blue raspberry. I’ve never seen this fictitious blue raspberry. I have no idea what a blue raspberry should taste like. I know what … Continue reading →

gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, … Continue reading →