Daily Archives: October 14, 2018

Posted on October 14, 2018 by C.A. Jacobs

anoncomingstorm: To the hero professors So, I’m taking U.S. History one and two over the summer at my community college, and the professor is this older white man. Naturally, this is history, and my first assumption walking in to the … Continue reading →

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Posted on October 14, 2018 by C.A. Jacobs

just-space-orcs-things: “Hey, sweetheart, heard you got into a fight with some laundry and lost.” Xorne looked up from his holopad to see that human-Todd was standing next to human-Penny’s cot. “You should see the other guy,” she muttered but her … Continue reading →

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Posted on October 14, 2018 by C.A. Jacobs

keesley-cheese: I rlly love the humans are weird space orc things and I wanted to contribute. I was thinking about how humans sit in really strange places and positions sometimes for no reason at all, sometimes because they are just … Continue reading →

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thegrape-gatsby: Humans are weird, Sunburn edition Ok, so I’ve got a pretty bad sun burn right now, and my skin is peeling, and I just started thinking about how an alien would react to that. Not just the skin color … Continue reading →

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kitchenfloorcalamity: Humans Are Weird: Pet the space doggo We’ve already discussed the whole, “Humans need chaperones so they don’t spill their pack bonding on anything within a 20 mile radius.” Thing, but you know the thing I seem to always … Continue reading →

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overreap: Pain tolerance So another of my Humans are weird Posts. Dunno If someone already wrote about this so i’ll just start: I just remembered, that i was once trying to learn how to flip a knife within my Hand … Continue reading →

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Posted on October 14, 2018 by C.A. Jacobs

aggressivelystrange: Ok, just picture. What would aliens think of Rubik’s cubes? There are 43 QUINTILLION different configurations for a 3x3x3 alone. I’m not even going to get into the more complicated ones because it is wayy complicated. However, that little … Continue reading →

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So many dumb ways to die

Posted on October 14, 2018 by C.A. Jacobs

yotsashi: I’ve seen so many humans are weird posts where humans are seen as the invincible warrior species, but one thing that I’ve yet to see mentioned is how ridiculously easy it is for humans to die in some cases. For … Continue reading →

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morreganmistressofthorin: Humans are weird. Has anyone ever thought about how STRANGE it is that not only do we keep genetically modified apex predators in our homes and packbond with them, but make a point to irritate the SHIT out of … Continue reading →

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imagine instead of a peaceful and graceful first contact, aliens are pissed at us and the first contact is just them complaining how hard it is to study us.

Posted on October 14, 2018 by C.A. Jacobs

alphatrekkie: “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO STUDY YOU PEOPLE!?!?! OURS BIOLOGISTS HASENT HAS SLEEP IN WEEKS TRYING TO STUDY THE ECOSYSTEM YOU KEEP CHANGING! one generation its on the verge of collapse, with clear intentions … Continue reading →

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