ohlooksheswriting:

dopeluminarydreamer:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

Parents Picking Their Child’s Name: Eh, I like the way it sounds. Sure.

Writers Picking Their Character’s Names: What genre is it? How old are they? Active or passive? Blood type? Country of origin? Is it a family name? What does the name mean? Is it pretentious? Is it not pretentious enough? Can it be used as a metaphor? What position was the planet to the stars at the exact moment of their birth? Is the name gay enough?

This is “can I make a pun out of every name in their family tree” erasure

Additionally: “how many cute annoying nicknames can i derive off of this”