Movie Review: Ghostbusters

ghostbustersI finally made it to see the new Ghostbusters movie on Saturday and I’m unbelievably glad I did, as I’m fairly certain I laughed far more during this version than the original.

“Paranormal researcher Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy) and physicist Erin Gilbert are trying to prove that ghosts exist in modern society. When strange apparitions appear in Manhattan, Gilbert and Yates turn to engineer Jillian Holtzmann for help. Also joining the team is Patty Tolan, a lifelong New Yorker who knows the city inside and out. Armed with proton packs and plenty of attitude, the four women prepare for an epic battle as more than 1,000 mischievous ghouls descend on Times Square.”

I enjoyed the original movie and I watched it pretty consistently when I was growing up. It was an iconic classic which touched on a subject that wasn’t widely known when the original movie came out. It was campy and ridiculous and took a topic that before the original movie came out was serious and disturbing. I was happy to see the new movie follow in the same vein as the original and even add in more continuity to increase the story’s believability factor.

The characters in this movie were all absolutely unique and different and not once did anyone’s relationship status come up, with the exception of Erin who repeatedly hit on Kevin in the most awkward ways. No one ever mentioned exes and no one ever mentioned current romantic or sexual relationships, which I think is a much more accurate representation of modern life than the typical way women are portrayed in movies. In most movies, women are cast as secondary characters and rarely given their own character arcs. This is such an issue that there are tests to determine whether or not female characters have their own story arc, whether or not they can be switched out with a sexy lamp and not impact the plot, or if there are even more than two named female characters who talk to each other without mentioning guys.

Erin, Abby, and Holtzmann are all smart to the point of social awkwardness and Patty is just plain wonderful. Patty and Holtzmann were both my favorite characters; Holtzmann because she is unbelievably nerdy and creative at making the most fantastic engineering feats, and Patty because she was so smart about the entire history of New York and how much energy and life she brought to the movie. Both had high levels of intelligence in fields that are not widely known or appreciated and that made those characters all the more fun and interesting for me.

I think one of the big sources of disgruntlement was that everyone kept comparing this movie to the original. While the movies shared the same title and the same general premise, these movies were handled very, very differently. The science of the time was a lot different than our current levels of science and that was keenly displayed during the new movie. While the original movie discussed an often hidden topic, the new movie acknowledged how the paranormal world has impacted society and our popular culture. The new movie also paid homage to a lot of the original content and the original cast, which I thought was both hilarious and tasteful. Treat both movies as separate entities that share common science and humor mixes and you can then appreciate them both without having to compare and contrast them.

There are so many reviews about this movie out there that talk about the characters and how fantastic it is to see true women interact and how much fun that can be, as well as highlighting the strength of friendship. There is even a lot of loyalty in this movie, as the team agrees to save Kevin, even though he’s not the most effective receptionist around. There were no self-derogatory jokes, no fat jokes, and no social appearance jokes. They started wearing the coveralls because it was a convenient way not to get slimed all the time, but each of them stuck with the footwear they were most comfortable with and they all wore their coveralls in a manner suited to their individual styles.

Overall, this movie was easily a three on my rating scale. I would very much like to own it when it comes out and I am likely to watch it again.

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Book Review: Circle of Magic: Tris’s Book by Tamora Pierce

triss_bookI think I actually finished the second Circle of Magic book, Tris’s Book (Young Adult 251 pages) by Tamora Pierce on Thursday. I meant to write up the book review then, but I think it was late and I was dealing with some work-related information that was extremely unexpected and took me off-guard.

“Earthquake damage leaves Winding Circle vulnerable to pirate attack, so everyone – including the young mages-in-training Tris, Briar, Daja, and Sandry – is working to strengthen the community’s defenses. When Tris’s cousin Aymery comes to visit, he advises the ‘weather witch’ to return to the family that exiled her, but she doesn’t wish to leave her friends to face the threat without her. As the onslaught begins, two things become terribly clear: the pirates have a powerful new weapon, and they have an accomplice within Winding Circle. But the attackers have failed to reckon with the fury of a young mage betrayed once too often and her very stubborn, very loyal friends …”

The book I borrowed from the library is like a tiny hardcover book the size of a normal mass-market paperback and I think this kind of book is ideal for bookshelves and such because it’s small enough to be portable, but still has a hardback cover. I realize it’s a strange thing for me to like in a book, but I very much enjoyed this aspect of the reading experience.

Meanwhile, this book continues with where Sandry’s Book left off, two weeks after the earthquake where the quartet started really working as a team. I’m not going to say too much about this book because it follows very closely with my original assessments from Sandry’s Book and I don’t want to give away any plot spoilers about how the book plays out. I continue to enjoy the characters for all the reasons I stated in my previous book review for this series and I feel as though this book works well with the established story so far. Overall, I’d say this book is still a high three on my rating scale and if the series continues in this way, it’s definitely a series that I will need to own nice copies of in the future.

Pierce, Tamora. Circle of Magic: Tris’s Book. Scholastic Press: New York, 1998.

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Movie Review: the Neverending Story

neverending_storyOn Tuesday, 07 September 2016, select movie theaters across the U.S. had a special screening of the 1984 classic, the Neverending Story. Immediately after work, I changed and drove over an hour to get to the closest theater to me, as this was a movie I enjoyed greatly in my childhood and also own in my collection.

“On his way to school, Bastian (Barret Oliver) ducks into a bookstore to avoid bullies. Sneaking away with a book called “The Neverending Story,” Bastian begins reading it in the school attic. The novel is about Fantasia, a fantasy land threatened by “The Nothing,” a darkness that destroys everything it touches. The kingdom needs the help of a human child to survive. When Bastian reads a description of himself in the book, he begins to wonder if Fantasia is real and needs him to survive.”

One of the absolute best parts of this special release was the opening 30-minute documentary that talked about how and why the movie was made. The puppeteering was absolutely phenomenal and I had no idea how much time, money, energy, and resources went into making movies of this nature before our current special effects technology. It was one of the first movies shot using the new blue/green screen option, but everything had to actually be created. Like a thirty-foot luck dragon, a giant rock-biter, Gmork, and so many others. Additionally, each giant puppet had so many different levers and people who were experts on mechanics that it took several people just to conduct facial movements. The documentary was absolutely fascinating and well worth the time normally spent on previews.

The movie itself is a classic. It came out during one of the most imaginative eras of my life so far. I sat in the movie, knowing every line and every scene but still having a wonderful time. Also, since it was on the big screen with surround-sound, theater-quality stereo, some portions of the movie which are difficult to discern while watching on a home television are actually made fairly clear. Like the crucial end scene when Bastian screams into the storm, I could never hear what he said, and I think I liked it better that way. I think I liked the imagination of coming up with a beautiful name all on my own. I was also a little surprised that I could hear what Bastian whispered in order to close the movie out in a full circle. Again, I think I was more satisfied imagining things to say if I ever wound up in a similar situation. But other than those two interesting portions, I very much enjoyed watching the movie on the big screen for the first time that I can remember.

Overall, this movie remains a three on my rating scale. I’m both glad that I own a copy on DVD and that I got a chance to see it with some great people in a theater.

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Book Review: Circle of Magic: Sandry’s Book by Tamora Pierce

Sandry's_bookYesterday, after a long and grueling day at work, I spent my afternoon and evening reading the first Circle of Magic book, Sandry’s Book (Young Adult 252 pages) by Tamora Pierce.

“Four young people – all possessing powers they do not understand, all in dire need of rescue, of training, of a home, maybe even of each other – meet up with the one man who can help. The mysterious Niklaren Goldeneye takes them, one by one, to Winding Circle, a temple community. There they are installed in a cottage called Discipline. Are they being punished? Or does Niko have some other reason for bringing them together?”

If you’ve read any of my other reviews, you should know by this time that I am tired of “standard” stories with the same characters and the same plot lines and the same predictable love triangles and all the other things which create the typical young adult tropes.

Thankfully, this book had absolutely zero of the things which annoy me so much 🙂 And if you’re curious about some of the things that do annoy me, you can read some of them in my review of City of Bones from last week. Top of the list is that there were absolutely ZERO romantic subplots or engagements.

There is so much to like and appreciate about this book that I’m not quite sure where to start, so I’ll start with the most obvious, which is the characters. Most of this book focuses around four very young protagonists, each of whom are completely different with only one main commonality, which is that none of them fit in with their peers, nor with their environments. All four of the characters are in situations where they are unwelcome or unsuited to the worlds in which they live. All four of the characters are also remarkably diverse.

“Trapped in a dark cellar, a noble girl waits hopelessly, for the door of her prison is sealed with magic.” This is the introduction of the first, and title, character in the book, Lady Sandrilene fa Toren, a young girl who is magically hidden in a room while smallpox and riots destroy her home, her family, and everything she knows. Within the first several pages, Sandry is already a relatable character because she indicates that noble-born girls are only good for being waited on and getting married. This echoes most of my thoughts about how our modern society wants to raise their girls as princesses and focus mainly on their appearance, their polite and non-confrontational attitudes, and basically making shallow women who are expected to pay attention to frivolous things instead of allowing us to be women of substance. This makes Sandry an even more likeable character for me because as the book progresses, we see the Sandry isn’t frivolous at all. She’s a loyal and dedicated friend; she’s smart and compassionate; she never mentions her rank or position unless it’s required in which to help other people; she has no issues jumping into brawls in alleys filled with trash to protect those who are being bullied; she is kind and generous; and she is something of a peacemaker between the other three junior residents of Discipline. She is the character I would aspire to be most like in this book because I admire all of the actions she takes and how she works to include and make friends with the other three characters. She sees that Tris is having a difficult time and she gives her a tapestry for her wall and she stands up for Daja without knowing anything about her. She gives freely of herself and accepts those around her for who they are.

Sandry also had the absolute most interesting paragraph on page 37: “Sandry toyed with her fork, bored almost to tears. She wished that the servers would serve. If they did, the other well-born maidens at her table would refuse to chatter with full mouths, and her aching ears would get a rest. It wasn’t as if they ever said much that was interest; all they spoke of were fashions and marriages. By now, after nearly eight weeks of their companionship, Sandry was sure that she was interested in neither.” This struck me particularly close at the current time because in the last week, I’ve had extended and lengthy discussions with many of those with whom I am close because I have someone I go climbing with regularly who I struggle to communicate with. I have asked her several times what kind of conversations would be normal and she said talking about boys, make-up, clothes, periods, hair products, and things of that nature. None of that is appealing to me and most of my conversations involve dragons, aliens, books, the world, space, character traits and character development, heroes, villains, comic books, and other things of that nature. I’ve been told that I ask people questions that they’ve never been asked before and never thought of before, like asking what you admire most about each of your family members, what you think life would be like if you chose to be on an initial colonization mission to Mars or other planets in general, and how your life might have been different if that one key, life-changing event had gone differently. Appearances and finances do not make people who they are and I have no interest in things that seem so shallow and frivolous to me. So I relate to Sandry in just about every way.

“The lone survivor of a shipwreck, a young Trader is pronounced an outcast by her own people.” The introduction to Daja Kisubo says right from the beginning that she is not a white character. She’s from a family of Traders who spent their lives on the open sea, which makes sense that she would not have a white complexion because of extended time out at sea and in the elements. When Sandry first sees her, she describes her physically on page 38 as “big for a young girl, broad-shouldered and thick-waisted” which also says that she is not even remotely the typical young adult heroine or protagonist. The biggest draw for me to Daja is her passion for the forge. Even though she spends most of the book not knowing about her true calling, she can still feel it in her bones. She has a sense of wonder and passion that can’t be duplicated, nor replicated. She has faith and trusts herself as well as those around her. Even though she is an outcast from her people because it’s considered bad luck to be the sole survivor, she still has faith in them and doesn’t harbor ill-will towards them for casting her out. She misses them and misses the lifestyle, but she understands why her people did what they did by banishing her and sending her away. She doesn’t change her behavior, nor does she change who she is, because of the situations in which she finds herself. She laughs freely and she spends time working on things that she believes in, even though her people would never understand. I think the parts where she is dealing with fire and in the forge are my favorite parts of the entire book just because of how much passion Daja shows for the forge. She is strong and doesn’t back down from a fight; she stands up for her friends; and she is also remarkably graceful with her actions towards others. Daja’s sections in the book are the ones that created the strongest emotional pull for me and she is a fantastic character.

“Third time unlucky: a thief who has again been caught stealing will be sentenced to a short, brutal life of hard labor.” This is the introduction to the character who starts in this book named Roach and then becomes Briar Moss. Briar is a fun character because you know that he says he’s going to spend just one more day in the new lifestyle and then he’ll wind up staying there indefinitely. For all that he came from a group of thieves, he doesn’t start the novel as a very solid team-player and he constantly indicates that he thinks he should escape from wherever he is and whatever situation he’s in. He has a fantastic sense of what’s truly right and wrong and the vast majority of the things he steals are plants, which is probably the oddest thing someone could steal. He clearly loves plants right from the beginning, even when he’s in a jail cell and excited about the bed of moss and admits to giving the moss some of his own rations. His interactions with plants was extremely motivational because of his deep emotional bond with those plants and the strength of his attachments. He is drawn to the plants and he treats them with the respect and caring the people in his life have neglected to share with him.

“A girl whose strange connection to the weather unsettles everyone, including herself, has run out of refuges.” Trisana Chandler starts out this book in a temple dormitory where she overhears other girls say the most unpleasant things about her, talking about how no one wants her, her dresses are ugly, she’s fat, and she has no value. Tris sees herself as worthless and as though she is a burden to all those around her. She’s from a merchant family and knows the exact value of everything around her, which makes her see the world around her only through the lens of how much something costs. She has the most interesting character and story-arch out of all four of the main characters because she changes greatly in her view of people as the story progresses. Not to say that the other characters don’t, but Tris has both less and more reason than any of the other characters to seek out positive interaction. She’s been discarded by so many people for so long in her life that she doesn’t see the benefit in pretending to interact in any sort of positive way with the people around her. She’s a very relatable character from a lot of the things my own brain has told me in the past, even though that’s not where my life is right now. And yet, as she gets to know the other junior residents of Discipline, she sees them stand up for her when they don’t have to; she sees them helping her, being patient with her, and becoming the family she wasn’t born to but who cares about her. She helps to teach the others how to properly clean things and she completes her assigned tasks, even though she feels as though it’s just a matter of time before she gets kicked out of this sanctuary. She even faces her fear and stands up for the other junior residents of Discipline. She seems mean and stand-offish, but she protected her friends when they needed her. In this book, Tris just doesn’t know how to deal with people who care about her whom she also cares about. Her first instincts are always to take care of those in Discipline, even though she refuses to acknowledge it.

While there didn’t seem to be much sign of a large, over-arching concern that needed to be addressed, this was a good opening book into the series. The character introductions were all solid and the story was good. This is a very character-driven book and I enjoyed it greatly. Overall, I rate this book easily as a high three on my rating scale. I am glad I read it, I am definitely going to read the next books in the series, and I am likely to actually buy all of the books when I’m done, depending on how the rest of the series goes.

Pierce, Tamora. Circle of Magic: Sandry’s Book. Scholastic Press: New York, 1997.

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Book Review: How to Train Your Dragon Book 6: A Hero’s Guide to Deadly Dragons by Cressida Cowell

I’m still catching up on writing reviews from books I finished a month or more ago. I think I read How to Train Your Dragon 06: A Hero’s Guide to Deadly Dragons (Young Adult 177 pages with 56 pages of additional appendixes) by Cressida Cowell on 06 July 2016. So obviously, it’s been a bit between when I read this book and when I’m writing the review, but I think this is the last book that I have left from my pile of books I’ve read but not written the review for.

“To save his dragon, Toothless, from being banished, Hiccup must sneak into the Meathead Public Library and steal the Vikings’ most sacred book. The Vikings keep books locked up and heavily guarded. So to save his friend, Hiccup must brave the Hairy Scary Librarian, a dreadful army of Meathead Warriors, and the formidable Driller Dragons. Will Hiccup live to see his next birthday?”

Admittedly, I saw the movies before I started reading the books so my opinion of the books is often influenced by the movies. For this book, as an example, with all of the different statistics on dragons in hand-drawn sketches and information, I kept thinking about how Fishlegs in the movies would constantly spout off the categories, strengths, weaknesses, and special features of all of the dragons encountered by the Viking youth. This amused me greatly and is definitely a solid link between the movies and the books that made me smile.

I really appreciate the concept of how the library is so heavily guarded because of what happens when people start reading books and gaining knowledge.

This is going to be a super short review because I need to head to work. Overall, I’d say this was a good addition to the How to Train Your Dragon series and I think that it would probably be a low three or a high two on my rating scale. The series as a whole makes for good books to read while I’m on the stationary bike at the gym but I also accept that I am not the intended target audience. This book also functions as a very good reference for the different dragons in the series.

Cowell, Cressida. How to Train Your Dragon: A Hero’s Guide to Deadly Dragons. New York: Little, Brown and Company, 2007.

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Book Review: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones by Cassandra Clare

One of my buddies just recently remembered how fantastic reading is and how great books are and was looking for a new book to read. As I am a nice person who happens to live very close to a library and actually has a library card, I offered to pick up the searched for book, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (Young Adult 485 pages) by Cassandra Clare. Since I wasn’t able to deliver the book to my buddy until Monday, I took some time over the weekend to read it myself. That way, we would have something to talk about in between sessions at the rock climbing gyms.

“When Clary Fray heads out to the Pandemonium Club in New York City, she hardly expects to witness a murder – much less a murder committed by three teenagers covered with strange tattoos and brandishing bizarre weapons. Then the body disappears into thin air. It’s hard to call the police when the murderers are invisible to everyone else and when there is nothing – not even a smear of blood – to show that a boy has died. Or was he a boy? This is Clary’s first meeting with the Shadowhunters, warriors dedicated to ridding the earth of demons. It’s also her first encounter with Jace, a Shadowhunter who looks a little like an angel and acts a lot like a jerk. Within twenty-four hours Clary is pulled into Jace’s world with a vengeance, when her mother disappears and Clary herself is attacked by a demon. But why would demons be interested in ordinary people like Clary and her mother? And how did Clary suddenly get the Sight? The Shadowhunters would like to know …”

If you haven’t read this book and you want to be surprised by anything that happens, I suggest you stop reading this review because I am going to spoil absolutely everything that happened in this book.

I’m going to start off by saying that this book didn’t seem to be anything really unique that I haven’t already read before. This felt like a lot of the same young adult books that I’ve seen on the market in so many different places. There’s brooding/moody teenagers who are somehow trained in specialty things that involve a world “grownups” and “adults” are somehow oblivious to, or if people other than this select group of teenagers do know about this world, they are distinctly unhelpful. A lot of young adult stories also love to have incompetent adults, which lends itself well to unusually talented teenagers. Part of it is probably wish-fulfillment where a lot of readers at that age probably want to imagine being powerful and talented and secretly knowing better than the adults in their lives. I admit that there was a good portion of my life when I always sort of wished that someone would come along like Professor Xavier and tell me I was special so I could be a super hero. It never happened and I learned how to be pretty spectacular all on my own through hard work and tenacity so I very much understand the draw of wanting to be unique and have the power to save the world.

I’m also exhausted of these teenage chicks being attractive and not thinking they are. How about having characters who aren’t “traditionally” attractive and are actually NOT “traditionally” attractive instead of just having a poor self-image? I am also less likely to believe that these teenagers are both extremely attractive and a fully capable artists at the young age of 16? Really? When I was 16, I was oblivious to everything. To be fair, I’m in my late 30s and I’m still oblivious to everything. I’m just tired of people who are naturally beautiful and talented instead of people who have to study and work for extended periods of time to be either, let alone both. Most of the talented artists I know have studied their craft most of their lives and it is truly a lifelong pursuit for them.

One of the other things common to young adult books are the weird love triangles where one of the guys is super talented and hot but there’s also the “normal” guy who is terribly in love with the main chick. The chick is somehow oblivious to how the “normal” guy feels about her, but she is astute enough to find the token gay guy who is in love with one of the guys who is totally into the chick. There’s also some random hot chick that is supposed to somehow be competition for the affections of one (or both) of the guys interested in the lead chick. And it’s all so … just done. It’s not unique. Clary spends most of the book discussing people’s bodies and the way they move in very vivid detail and it seems so bizarre to me, like talking about how people’s muscles move under their shirts. Most of the book seemed overly, pointlessly, annoyingly sexual to me.

The book also had the standard “family” plot twists where the main character’s lineage is actually special and the main character isn’t normal at all. I had Clary pegged on page 78 that she was going to wind up being this guy Valentine’s kid. It just happens that Valentine, the biggest bad out there, hasn’t been seen or heard of in sixteen years? And it just so also happens that Clary is sixteen years old? Really? I think it was somewhere in the middle of the book where I first had the idea that Jace was probably Clary’s brother. I think it was the constant references to his hair.

Speaking of Jace, the guy was kind of a total jerk throughout the entire book and I never thought he was charming. And his personality shift at the very end where he went from being self-assured and determined to being Valentine’s puppet just because they were related was unrealistic at best.

Overall, I’d say that this book is probably a high one or a very low two on my rating scale. I’m glad I borrowed it from the library, as it’s not really a book I feel the need to own. I probably wouldn’t read it again and while the book wasn’t terrible, it wasn’t great, either. I’m not going to run out and find the next book in the series. I might read the next book at some point, but it isn’t very high on any of my priority lists.

Clare, Cassandra. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones. New York: Margaret K. McElderry Books, 2007.

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Book Review: Stolen Away by Kristin Dearborn

Stolen_AwayI actually read Stolen Away (Horror 287 pages) by Kristin Dearborn sometime earlier this month, but my most of my life is kind of a big, giant blur right now. This book was definitely a gripping read and I finished it the same night I started it, which wound up being a rather late night for me.

“Trisha doesn’t have much going for her, but she is a good mother. That’s what she’s always told herself, anyway. She wakes in the middle of the night to hear her infant son has been taken. Her daughter, who saw the kidnapping, tearfully tells her a monster took him. Her ex-boyfriend Joel owes the Russian Mafia a million dollars, but that’s nothing compared to the trouble Trisha’s got herself into. Searching for her son, Trisha and Joel won’t let gangsters, demons, or Joel’s over-bearing mother stop them. Trisha and Joel are forced to confront demons along the way, and not all of them are the literal kind. Not everyone can be trusted, and that has nothing to do with who’s a demon and who’s human. Trisha knows her son is out there, and is alive. Will she be able to reunite her family?”

Stolen Away is one of those horror books that messes with your emotions on the level of putting the characters into a situation with no right answers. If your son was taken away from you under extremely anomalous conditions and then people randomly started dying around you, what would you do? What could you do? If you know no one will believe you because of who you are and the fact that you already have police records, if you don’t have anyone to turn to, what do you do? How do you get your son back? A true mark of horror is powerlessness in the face of difficult situations; situations without hope and with a series of ideas that don’t have better options as more events unfold. Horror is often about mostly good people being put in situations with no good choices and no right answers. Stolen Away does that very well.

One of the things that really struck me about this book is how close to real life this actually is. The characters in this book, Trisha and Joel, have nothing going for them. They can barely pay their bills and finances are a huge concern for them. They don’t live in or with extravagance and even small expenses add up. While other books and stories I’ve read say that the character struggles with finances and life in general, this is probably one of the first I’ve read set in the modern world that really made me feel how much a lack of solid finances impacted the characters’ lives. I think part of that is because it’s more than just a character thinking about not being able to pay their bills – it’s how other people treat them, too. It’s Trisha knowing that she can’t go to the police because they wouldn’t believe her or they flat out wouldn’t care. It’s how people treat you when you wear cheaper clothes or clothes that aren’t quite clean. It’s being willing to flash the bartender at a club to get free drinks. There’s so much about how a lack of finances impacts your actual lifestyle and I think that was very adequately portrayed in this story.

I think the most powerful parts of this book involve interpersonal relationships. The relationship between Trisha and Joel is one filled with miscommunication and a lot of confusion. There’s self-doubt and individual derogatory thoughts and all of Trisha and Joel’s interactions are solid representations of what you go through when you care about someone but mistakes are made and you know they couldn’t possibly care about you after everything that happens on both sides. There’s also the relationship with Joel’s mother, Sasha, and the relationships with Kourtney and Brayden. Sasha wants Joel to be clean and to live a more upscale life and believes that Trisha is beneath Joel. Sasha does mean well, but the gap between her lifestyle and Joel and Trisha is abundantly clear. All of the characters in Stolen Away are distinct and very different people with different motivations, different views on the world, and different ways to manage the trials they encounter.

Overall, I would probably rate this book as a high three on my rating scale. It’s not higher on my scale because I typically am not one to have so much reality in the books I read for entertainment. It’s a very well-written and gripping horror story and I would definitely recommend it to anyone who reads horror. The characters are solid and the story is interesting. I’m glad that I own this book and will happily reread it in the future.

Dearborn, Kristin. Stolen Away. Thunderstorm Books, 2015.

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Movie Review: Suicide Squad

I actually went to see Suicide Squad on 09 August and am only just now getting around to writing the review for it. One of the reasons is due to time and other reasons are due to me not really knowing whether or not I wanted to actually talk about this movie.

“Figuring they’re all expendable, a U.S. intelligence officer decides to assemble a team of dangerous, incarcerated supervillains for a top-secret mission. Now armed with government weapons, Deadshot (Will Smith), Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other despicable inmates must learn to work together. Dubbed Task Force X, the criminals unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker (Jared Leto) launches an evil agenda of his own.”

I had mixed feelings about going to see this movie. I’d purposefully avoided watching the previews or discussing what I thought might happen with the intent of going into the movie without any preconceived notions. If left to my own devices, I probably wouldn’t have actually gone to see it, but it was included as part of a desired birthday celebration and so I went.

I was concerned about this movie because I had a feeling that it would be a movie designed to cater to the male audience with Harley Quinn’s character. I was nervous about the movie destroying her as a character, especially when most of my recent awareness of Harley as a character is from what I read online. There are a couple of different posts I’ve seen about Harley acknowledging that her relationship with the Joker is toxic and how she moves past it to become a better person. She leaves the Joker and starts living her life a lot differently. If you’re curious about Harley’s story, you can read some of the posts here.

If you don’t feel like scrolling through all those, I’ll give you a very basic rundown. The main comic features Harley Quinn and Black Canary fighting. During the fight, Black Canary is revealed to be pregnant and Harley then refuses to fight her and they have a discussion about some of Harley’s back story. In future panels, Harley visits Black Canary in the hospital immediately following the birth of Black Canary’s son, wherein Harley then gives some very cute and very practical gifts to Black Canary.

The main point, though, is that Harley was in an abusive relationship with the Joker and eventually, she realizes that fact and leaves. And while the movie touched on a small part of the fact that Harley Quinn was once Doctor Harleen Frances Quinzel who was a psychiatrist working at Arkham Asylum who fell in love with the Joker, the movie does not go anywhere near the full character development and true strength of Harley. The movie does exactly what I feared it would do, which is to romanticize the relationship between Harley and the Joker. Doing so took away Harley’s power; it made her a slave catering towards the male audience by removing Harley’s ability to be her own character, independent of her relationship with the Joker. Harley’s character in the movie was intended to be sexy eye-candy for the male audience and to show devotion to her abusive partner, which seems to be some sort of a fetish for that same male audience – a hot chick who will do anything for you who you can abuse whenever you wish and she’ll still be loyal to you. It makes me sick.

Which brings up yet another concern with this movie (and with most movies in general, to be honest) – I can think of exactly five women and one girl in this movie. While over 50% of the Earth’s population is female, movies seem to be unable or unwilling to cast women into the stories, even as extras. The five women I can think of in this movie are Harley, Amanda Waller, Enchantress/June Moone, Katana, the woman who escorts one of the Suicide Squad members from the truck and is back-handed in a blatant display of unnecessary violence against women, and Zoe Lawton, Deadshot’s daughter. The way the movie portrays these women is through violence and mostly through their relationship to men. Harley is only significant because of her relationship with the Joker. Enchantress/June Moone is only significant in her relationship with Colonel Rick Flag. Katana is only motivated to do what she does because of the spirit of her husband trapped in her sword. Zoe Lawton only exists in this story to provide motivation for Deadshot. The only woman in this movie who doesn’t appear to be some sort of character requiring a male attachment in the movie is Amanda Waller, and I would say that she is the true villain of the story. While she might have good intent at first, her methods are extreme and her actions cause destruction to the lives of citizens who simply want to live their lives in peace. I can’t even remember seeing any other women as extras throughout the entire movie. Not in the background as soldiers, not working in clinics as doctors, not even walking along the streets as extras. Is it possible they’re there and I missed them? Sure. But for the majority of this movie, the only woman who stands on her own is the actual villain of this movie, Amanda Waller.

I could write a lot more about the treatment of women in this movie (and most other movies, too), but I think those who don’t understand the sexist undercurrent of our entire society are unlikely to sympathize or acknowledge the issue, while those to whom this is a fact of everyday life already empathize with what happened in this movie.

This was probably the worst version of the Joker I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched the animated cartoons, the older movies from the 80s and 90s, read the comic books, seen the video games, and am overall very familiar with the different versions of this character. This version of the Joker was so off-character that every time Joker showed up on the screen, I actively cringed and wanted him gone as quickly as possible. There was nothing about this version of the Joker which remained even remotely true to the actual character. And, yes, I do understand that each actor wants to remake something with their own spin on it, but this was such an inaccurate version of the Joker that it was painful to watch. I was excited when his helicopter crashed and then angry when he attacked the prison at the end. Harley was clearly doing a lot better with Joker dead.

So what did I like about the movie? The one character who actually carried the entire movie was Deadshot. His story was interesting, his motivation was realistic, and his discussion with his daughter at the end of the movie concerning math was easily worth the entire ticket price for the matinée. If the movie had removed the Joker completely, I would have really enjoyed Harley’s character, too. But in the movie, just when you start to like her as a character, the Joker comes back on-screen and ruins the whole thing. I also liked El Diablo’s character arc because he was the one criminal who was actively seeking redemption for what he’d done.

Overall, I’d say this movie is a one or a very low-two on my rating scale, which is probably the lowest rating I’ve ever given anything I’ve reviewed. The only way I might be willing to spend money on this movie is if in the DVD version, they offer a director’s cut that removes the Joker completely. That *might* make it worth buying. Maybe.

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Hanging a Tapestry

TapestryA long time ago, I designed and commissioned a Giant Awesome Blanket. While the blanket is unlikely to ever go to the individual it was commissioned for, the fabric is absolutely beautiful and the blanket wound up being really amazing. I decided to hang it as a tapestry in my library behind the couch.

If you’re curious about how to hang tapestries from the wall without having to use nails or tacks, I found a really useful video on YouTube that basically shows you how to use clothespins and adhesive strips, allowing you to hang the tapestry without putting holes in your walls or your tapestry.

Things change all throughout our lives. Most of the time, we’re never really ready for the most influential and challenging events in our lives. We’re never really ready when we meet those who will change everything about our entire lives. Mistakes are made, miscommunication causes confusion, and sometimes you just flat out do the wrong thing. You try and apologize and make things worse.

I haven’t been on speaking terms, nor have I seen or heard anything, with the person I intended as the original recipient of this blanket. I hope that their life is filled with happiness, laughter, friendship, love, joy, and everything that makes life worth living. I also hope that someday, our friendship will be given another chance. That’s a hope that I keep in my life. At the same time, though, I understand now that what I did was wrong and I am sorry for my actions. I am the villain of that story and I acknowledge and understand why.

That’s just how life is and that’s part of being human. 2014 was easily the hardest year of my entire life, but because of everything that happened, my entire life changed. I learned a lot about what it means to be a friend and a lot about interpersonal relationships. I switched positions at work and even rearranged my apartment. I’m now solidly climbing 5.9 walls and am getting ready to start work on learning how to lead climb with the intent of doing an outdoor climbing excursion sometime in the near future. I interact with a lot of different people and I help people when I can. I started work on a series of novels I’m really excited about and things in my life are generally pretty good.

I’ve commissioned a lot of artwork in the last several years, from giant blue dragons to blue lantern symbols to this blanket and even to music. What I’ve learned through this process and what I’ve learned in the last several years is that art is worth supporting, dreams are worth following, everything happens for a reason, and eventually things that caused you hurt can turn into happy memories.

And always, always, always be thankful for everything and everyone you have in your life. Thank you for reading this and for being in my life, whether I know you or not.

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Movie Review: Finding Dory

It was actually about a month ago that I went to see Finding Dory and things have been kind of busy lately so I haven’t had a chance to post a review. This is probably going to be a really short review because I don’t want to spoil any of the amusement for anyone and I’m heading out the door to work.

“Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) is a wide-eyed, blue tang fish who suffers from memory loss every 10 seconds or so. The one thing she can remember is that she somehow became separated from her parents as a child. With help from her friends Nemo and Marlin, Dory embarks on an epic adventure to find them. Her journey brings her to the Marine Life Institute, a conservatory that houses diverse ocean species. Dory now knows that her family reunion will only happen if she can save mom and dad from captivity.”

I think this if the first of the Disney/Pixar animated movies that hasn’t made me cry, not even a little. Instead, I spent the entire movie laughing. There are a lot of really great lines and a lot of really great characters in this movie. The characters in this movie are absolutely hilarious. I thought it was very interesting to see an aquarium through the eyes of the inhabitants instead of through my own eyes.

Overall, this movie is easily a high four on my rating scale and I intend to buy it when it comes out on DVD and probably watch it repeatedly.

 

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