Tag Archives: humans are weird

gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, … Continue reading →

jessicameats: bihalfling: whatdoyoumeantheresonly3episodes: morbidmanatee: jungwildeandfree: ethantheheffalump: cerynn: theamazingsallyhogan: the-gender-enigma: prokopetz: Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”. Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something … Continue reading →

therealverbosemode: Humans are Space Orcs (Ok, yeah, I’m so getting in on this.) I had been briefed that pack-bonding with humans they would be working with would be essential to any mission with them, and that it was relatively easy … Continue reading →

weasowl: jumpingjacktrash: scifi-flyby: our ability to belt out one entire three to five minute long song if we’re familiar with it like. suvi starts singing “hallelujah” to fill the quiet and is answered by liam all across the room in … Continue reading →

thededfa: Part 1     Part 2     Part 3     Part 4     Part 5 Michael didn’t know what he expected (that’s a total lie he was expecting shrieking and weird dances like the nature documentaries about earth birds which … Continue reading →

injuries-in-dust: When do you sleep?! EDITED, Because I was wrong on some facts. Thanks tumblr people for correcting me. Humans are (supposed to be) a daylight species. We have excellent colour definition, possibly some the best in the animal kingdom, … Continue reading →

anachronic-cobra: Imagine: Humans accidentally insulting aliens using common idioms that don’t make sense when you don’t know they’re figures of speech — Human: Penny for your thoughts? Alien: You taught me about currency, have I forgotten the value of “penny”? … Continue reading →

jewishdragon: a-cute-lil-octopus: iwillnotshutup: pikachu88898: ritavonbees: asgardreid: cardozzza: dannydanuselessstuff: artaline: human: *is heating up food* alien: why are you doing that? human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency Human: *is eating … Continue reading →

thededfa: “While there are no scientific studies that can provide a concrete answer to this question, anecdotal evidence and the vast amount of sentient species asking this question leads us to hesitantly answer that: While human aggressiveness is not contagious, … Continue reading →

thededfa: “Let’s visit the planet surface! It’ll be fun!” Huhui pitched their voice higher as she clung to Jane’s shoulders desperately. Jane leaped over a wall and kept running, her feet pounding into the ground and sending them flying through … Continue reading →