blazinaces:

cenzavi:

inspectorclarke:

I like the “plays for the other team” entendre because it implies that asexual people play for no team. We merely watch from the stands, confused by the world of sports, just like I do in real life.

And everyone playing is trying to get you to play, too, because how can you not be interested?! Everyone loves sports!

“But ball is life!!”