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kitchenfloorcalamity: Humans Are Weird: Pet the space doggo We’ve already discussed the whole, “Humans need chaperones so they don’t spill their pack bonding on anything within a 20 mile radius.” Thing, but you know the thing I seem to always … Continue reading

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overreap: Pain tolerance So another of my Humans are weird Posts. Dunno If someone already wrote about this so i’ll just start: I just remembered, that i was once trying to learn how to flip a knife within my Hand … Continue reading

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aggressivelystrange: Ok, just picture. What would aliens think of Rubik’s cubes? There are 43 QUINTILLION different configurations for a 3x3x3 alone. I’m not even going to get into the more complicated ones because it is wayy complicated. However, that little … Continue reading

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So many dumb ways to die

yotsashi: I’ve seen so many humans are weird posts where humans are seen as the invincible warrior species, but one thing that I’ve yet to see mentioned is how ridiculously easy it is for humans to die in some cases. For … Continue reading

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morreganmistressofthorin: Humans are weird. Has anyone ever thought about how STRANGE it is that not only do we keep genetically modified apex predators in our homes and packbond with them, but make a point to irritate the SHIT out of … Continue reading

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imagine instead of a peaceful and graceful first contact, aliens are pissed at us and the first contact is just them complaining how hard it is to study us.

alphatrekkie: “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO STUDY YOU PEOPLE!?!?! OURS BIOLOGISTS HASENT HAS SLEEP IN WEEKS TRYING TO STUDY THE ECOSYSTEM YOU KEEP CHANGING! one generation its on the verge of collapse, with clear intentions … Continue reading

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updatebug: Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like:  “I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?”  “Oh well, if we don’t rub that … Continue reading

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anachronic-cobra: Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?! Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it … Continue reading

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alice-and-cheshire-cat: I found this thing on Facebook… and I fell down the Humans Are Weird hole yet again. 😅 (I first did before I even started my blog – Pinterest is sooo full of these posts! And I keep falling … Continue reading

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impalalord: We abducted humans. To be fair, we abducted members of every new race. Abduct a small percentage of the population, expose them to some galactic prisoners, and we get a good idea of what germs, diseases, and viruses will … Continue reading

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