Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs

  • he cuts off Darth Maul’s legs (2)
  • he cuts off Savage Opress’ arm (1)
  • he cuts off Grievous’ hands (2, probably, but Grievous has so many I lose count)
  • he cuts off many of Anakin’s limbs (3)
  • and so many other random people in bars have lost their limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Obi-Wan is a menace

considering that he is now dead and existing as a force ghost

one might even call him 

a phantom menace

hey! hey! no


Looks directly at @wayfarers-all-221 like he’s a camera on the office

About C.A. Jacobs

Just another crazy person, masquerading as a writer.
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